Happy Birthday, Baby Knauff!
Congrats to Tim and Kristen (mostly Kristen) on birthing a healthy baby girl. I’d tell you the kid’s name, but that seems like a job for the proud parents. (Okay, fine, it’s Atomica.) General happy news and this photo should hold you over until next week when I will reveal the baby’s real name, weight, eye color, and cell phone number.
(* Photo has been simulated.)
