Meow.
No, I did not bleach one of my cats white. This is some other cat that accosted me at Robin’s house. I think her name is Stoli. There are two things that would make this picture cooler. (1) If that cat was a parrot and (2) if I was a pirate.
Monthly Archive for July, 2004
John O’Mara befriends a giant sloth.
John O’Mara is a friend to all creatures great and small, but no creature is greater than the ancient three-toed ground sloth. After accepting a hug from the sloth’s mighty fur-covered arms, the two majestic creatures frolicked merrily in the nearby tarpits.
Will you be my (Xbox) friend?
I have Xbox Live, but no friends. I love the idea of playing games online, but I really don’t want to have to talk to strangers. They scare me. I want to deal with a reasonable person. Like you. You’re not some freak I’m meeting online to play video games with. We go way back. Anyway, my gamertag is herrmania. I will be crying in my living room until you add me to your Xbox friends list.
Read, you bastards!
This is a friendly reminder from the Herrmania Literacy Program. Proudly encouraging people to read since last Saturday.*
*For best results, the Herrmania Literacy Program recommends that you read David Sedaris books on the beach with no shirt on.
John O’Mara is superhuman.
And he will squish your head. I know I’m not supposed to reveal the civilian names of superheroes, but since I don’t know John’s superhero name, I don’t think this counts. However, just to make sure I’m covered legally, I’ll say this: If you are an arch villian, please do not use this information to impede John O’Mara’s ability to fight crime. The O’Mara family is off limits. Thank you.
