
This is the greatest invention ever.
In London, you can actually buy Cadbury Creme Eggs from a vending machine. How is it possible that we do not have this technology in the United States? We must close the chocolate egg vending technology gap as soon as possible.

So long, England!
This is the last photo I took in London. While it looks like a spectacular sunset, it is actually a spectacular installation at the Tate Modern. It’s a lit half-circle with a large mirrored ceiling. People were gathering and just sitting on the floor, looking at the ceiling and basking in the never-ending sunset. Not a bad way to end a very enjoyable trip.

This castle is humongous.
We toured Windor Castle today, and it was huge. The Queen wasn’t in while we were there, but I left my best regards with one of her foot soldiers. The guards weren’t the most active people I’ve ever seen. We were at the castle for hours, and not once did I see them dump boiling oil on anyone. And speaking of flaming death, I bought a Cuban cigar. Not because I needed one, but because I can. Take that, America!

Hello from London!
I’m actually writing this from jolly old England. This is the palace Stephanie and I have decided to move into. It looks a bit extravagant, but it works out to be cheaper than anything we could find in Los Angeles. So far, our weather has been great, and we’re travelling the tube like semi-professionals. We saw the Royal Ballet tonight and I think I’m even starting to learn some of the language here. If I can afford the internet fees the hotel is charging, I’ll try to update this again soon. Cheers!

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This is how many miles my beetle had when I sold it, not including however many times the odometer may have flipped. Now that I don’t have the bug to take me around anymore, I am resorting to other forms of transportation. Like air travel. I’m going to London this week and, with any luck, my next dispatch will originate from there. It’s probably best that I’m flying – it would take forever to drive all the way to England.