You know, for kids!
A lot of dead pumpkins
The pumpkin autopsy was a success, but it yielded some surprising results. All of the pumpkins involved seem to have died from wounds incurred during the autopsies themselves. Even more surprising was the fact that Brendan seems to have been directly involved with only one of these deaths. I only hope that further study of the photographic evidence will reveal the secrets of this horrible pumpkin massacre.
Halloween approaches!
And the pumpkin autopsy is scheduled for Wednesday. We have a frightening amount of beer ready for the event.
It’s hot today.
It was about 90 degrees at lunchtime here in Burbank and, sometime during the afternoon, one of our mountains burst into flames.
My handsome new book has a website.
I have just finished a young adult novel called Dane Handsome: Short People of Doom. It is a comic novel about a very vain secret agent. If you click here, you can learn a little about Dane Handsome and read some sample pages from the book.
My governor can beat up your governor.
