A Moderate Degree of Publishing Success
I wrote a moronic letter to the President of the United States, and it got published on the McSweeney’s site. Go read my inane ramblings!
Archive for October, 2002
Clockeriffic!
Check out this clock. It’s awesome.
Now your chest can be as big as mine.
I just read an article in the LA Times about pectoral implants for men. It says that now weak, puny men can have decent-looking chest muscles by having breast implants, just like a woman. If you feel weak enough to think you might need this procedure, click here.
It’s pants week at Herrmania.com!
Yes, that’s right. This week, I am wearing some new pants. Not just old pants that have been washed, but actual new pants. Observe their glory, if you can.
(If you miss pants week, the pants will be on display in weeks to come as not-quite-new-but-still-nicer-than-what-I’ve-been-wearing pants.)
I am a force of nature!
Beware, people of Florida! I am on the move! Here is what The Weather Channel has to say about me today:
Kyle has shown some bursts of convection and is steadily moving closer to the Florida coast. As of 2 p.m. EDT, Kyle was located about 95 miles east of Daytona Beach, Fla., with winds of 30 mph. The storm was moving west-northwest at 13 mph. This will bring the storm into the northeast Florida coastline tonight. Kyle should turn increasingly northward, taking it into southeastern Georgia on Friday and into the eastern Carolinas over the weekend. The official forecast calls for Kyle to hold as a tropical depression with winds of 35 mph, although any increase in organization could lead to strengthening. The primary impact will be an increase in showers and storms, along with some gusty winds. Surf will run about 6 to 9 feet above average. Kyle has been a tropical/subtropical system in the Atlantic Basin now for almost 21 days, making it the third longest lasting Atlantic system on record.
